Theme from the Film of the Same Name

(Director, spoken:
"Ok, 4 seconds. Are you ready? OK. Take it":)

The film's at an end, the camera pulls back
Starting to rain . .
Nobody saw it, nobody's sure but
Someone's to blame . .

The street is as gray as the faces of the crowd
The hero is the one on the floor . .
The officer is saying "will you please stand back!"
The crowd calls out for more . .

There's a note in his hand, the ink begins to run
4 words are all it takes to say:
"Dear Anyone, I'm Eddie! Eddie!"

Skip and turn, 1-2-3
No-one heard of Eddie but mummy loves me
Hey-hi & dote-see-doh
Eddie's not at home but nobody knows

The note in his hand, ink washes away;
4 words escape into the gutter, with the rain . .

(Director, spoken:
"4 seconds. Ready? go on then ...":)

Say "Cut!"
And up jumps Eddie
Crowd begins to cheer
Cameraman looks tired, Director looks pleased
He's got a winner here

Turn off the lights, end another day
At the back of the crowd, a shadow walks away
Hey, Eddie!?

(Director: OK thank you, everybody, that's it for now. Good night, rest up alright? 4-S? yes, thank you)