Victimized by Tennis
Patrick Joseph Brick
[Verse 1]
I never liked tennis
It gave my mother bad knees
It brought my father to his end, I never understood
[Chorus]
There is no such thing as a dignified final resting place
There is only what's convenient, there is only what is easiest
[Verse 2]
He took his shoes off
He laid down, in the back seat
There was no show about it, he went out easy
[Chorus]
There is no such thing as a dignified final resting place
Parking lots or tennis courts, you're dying and it's all the same