Dead Serious
(Sergeant Hartman)
Im gunna' give you three seconds,Exactly three fucking seconds
To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
[Verse 1: G-Mo Skee]
Oh you think I'm a comedian Holmes?
And I won't sacrifice you at bohemian grove?
Strip down, streak in the robe run in traffic
And harass the women with my weenie exposed
Then pull a fat Asian bitch out of her rice rocket
And shove a pair of chop sticks right in her eye sockets
Soon as I get tired of pleasing her
Bash her fucking head with a fire extinguisher
Went to the strip bar to get my dick hard
Left with the fucking tip jar full of discharge
Still begging for a lap dance
Half man half horse looking like a mother fucking centaur
Spread syphilis to female feminists
I'm chillin' at the old folk's home gettin' intimate
I-Khan smell my finger, that's the senior citizens clitoris
Yeah I just got finished hitting it I'm dead serious
[G-Mo Skee Hook]
These niggas' think I'm spitting in vein
Like I'm saying this ridiculous shit to entertain
(I'm dead serious)
Keep thinking its a big ass joke
Til I slide through and leave your little bitch ass smoked
(I'm dead serious)
Mo fuckas' want to get it confused
Til they star on the god damn ten o' clock news
(I'm dead serious)
Its G-Mo and I-Khan Ho
You wanna' to step to this you better know Tae Kwon doe
(I'm dead serious)
[Verse 2: I-Khan]
Sick prick jerkin' to a chick flick
Workin' on stickin' my brick dick in a thick trick
I slipped this fat bitch lips on my wishlist
We never kissed so I pissed on the bitch lipstick
Saw the slut munchin' fish sticks at a picnic
Stuck a straw down her but and sucked her dip shit
Im the demon son, schemed to eat a lung
Get butt naked jerk off and speak in tongues
Not the practical type, I'm an actual trife
Radical hype with a tactical knife
Your wife, got to be a freaky slut to have sex with Man
I'll titty fuck a bitch while she gets breast implants
After I nut, I stabbed her in the chest and ran
To the nearest graveyard just to have sex again
I'm in a morgue doing porn in a unicorn uniform
Went to church and switched back to human form
[Hook]