Model Citizen

Be An Arab, Be a Jew
Be a Boxing Kangaroo
Beat Yourself All Black and Blue
(I Don't Care)

Be a Bleeder, Be a Cancer
Be a Haemophiliac Romancer
Be a Crippled Disco Dancer
(What a Pair)

He's a Model Citizen
I Think I've Got Them Fooled Again
He's An Ultra Sweet Guy
And the Master of Disguise
He's a Model Citizen
Just Keep Believin' That, My Friends
I'm a Model Citizen

I'm a Model Citizen
I'm a Model Citizen
I'm a Model Citizen
I'm An All-american!

I'm a Hostage in a City of Creeps
They've Got Mercenary Guards That Watch Me Sleep
They'd Like to Kill Me and Bury Me Deep…
In the Heart of Texas
I'm a Martyr I'm a Sadist
I Might Be the Savlor Her to Save Us All
I'm a Friend of Sammy Davis (Casually)

He's a Model Citizen
I Think I've Got Them Fooled Again
He's An Ultra-sweety Guy
I Won't Let Down My Disguise
He's a Model Citizen
Just Keep Believin' That, My Friends
He's a Model Citizen