Cupcakes

I tried to make cupcakes but I had some trouble with the directions. yeah, I know how to read but I just couldn't pay attention. I saw your picture and it all came back. I still felt hungry but I threw them in the trash. I tried to make cupcakes but I think I did something wrong. They came out kind of crusty. I guess I left them in too long. I wanted to leave them outside your front door. I tried to make cupcakes but Im not trying anymore. it's not the way it used to be. its the same old recipe but it's missing something. I can't understand why you got so mad and I don't know why these things taste so bad. I got what I deserved and I guess there's no dessert for a guy who wants his cake but needs to learn to wait