Ghost of a Chance

They didn’t have a ghost of a chance
When they started this new romance
She had the heart of a Siamese cat
And he played the part of an acrobat
He was always so illusive
Whirling dervish in a trance
She compulsively intrusive
Didn’t like his batting stance

Ghost of a chance
Ghost of a chance

They didn’t have the slightest notion
How to fix up a bad situation
She relied on her old religion
He believed in reincarnation
When it camе to love and sex
He was a fan of thе quick sensation
Carbon copy of his ex
Masochistic love and sex
They were both two nervous wrecks

Ghost of a chanc
Ghost of a chance

Everybody’s got the craze
Crazy for a true romance
In this so-called modern age
We could use a second chance

Ghost of a chance
Ghost of a chance
Ghost of a
Ghost of a chance