One Eyed Jack

Here comes the One-Eyed Jack
So cool, he says he on the case
He loves the Queen of Hearts
The fool, she loves his friend, the Ace
She’s been working for a royal flush
She says she likes it plush
She says she’s in a rush
Fortunately she’s got two deuces wild
Here he comes
Here he comes
Here he comes
Here comes the Ace of Spades
Deep down you know he holds the trump
He says he’s got it made
Too bad you fold into a slump
You’re just a One-Eyed Jack
Sometimes White and sometimes Black
You say the cards are stacked
Unfortunately you’re caught between
Diamonds and clubs
Here he comes
Here he comes
Here he comes
Here he comes
Here he comes
Here he comes
Here he comes
Here comes the One-Eyed Jack
He loves the Queen of Hearts
She loves the Ace of Spades
Oh, no
The Ace he’s got it made
Too bad