Simon's Shoes
He was only talking
Didn't mean to get in your way
Just watch him sulking
Steven said he'll have to pay
I know
It's been a long time
A year to be precise
You think they'd fall apart now
In fact they're not very nice
Only time will wear them
They're not a thing you'll choose
You could never repair them
We're talking Simon's shoes
I've drunk for England
I'm gonna have to have a lie down
I'll be all right in an hour or so
When my tent stops spinning around
It goes
I know
It's been a long time
A year to be precise
You think they'd fall apart now
In fact they're not very nice
Only time will wear them
They're not a thing you'll choose
You could never repair them
We're talking Simon's shoes
It's all a dream
I think I passed out
It's not what it seems
My head is dry but my feet are wet
See my portaloo sunset
Looking out through bleary eyes
See the man with the melon head
I'm looking up through starry skies
I know
It's been a long time
A year to be precise
You think they'd fall apart now
In fact they're not very nice
Only time will wear them
They're not a thing you'll choose
You could never repair them
We're talking Simon's shoes
Simon's shoes
Simon's shoes
Simon's shoes
Simon, Simon's shoes
Simon, Simon's shoes
Simon, Simon's shoes
Simon, Simon's shoes