Pogo Stick
Gary The Cool Guy
[Verse]
I cut your head off
It bounces like a pogo stick, a pogo stick
It rolls away into a puddle, it makes a splash
You head hits a speed bump
It goes flying like a pogo stick, a pogo stick
I kick you like I kick pogo sticks
I fucking hate pogo sticks
They are a dangerous safety hazard
Xpogo is hereby banned from the universe
Along with everybody who has ever used one
If you're going to try out a pogo stick
At least use a helmet
But it doesn't matter since you'll be
Eradicated from the earth anyways
Did you know the inventor of the Pogo stick
Was a man named George Hansburg
Born 1887
Died 1975 at age 88
He died for a reason
And you will too if you touch a pogo stick