Mistake

When I walked into the room
My eyes adjusted to the view
On all the ladies lying there within 
Some of them weren't quite my type
And some of them were over-ripe
But I was drunk and ready for some sin 

Why do I do this to myself?
Put self respect up on the shelf
I was feeling awfully cool and smooth
I decided to make my move
I took the little cutie by the hand
She turned around, I saw shе was a man

First he hit me in the mouth
Thеn he hit me way down south
Then he kicked me in the head
Left me lying there for dead

When I walked into the room
My eyes adjusted to the view
On all the ladies lying there within
Some of them were over-ripe
And none of them were quite my type
But I was drunk and ready for some sin

Even though my head got bashed
Some long-haired bruiser kicked my ass
He kicked my ass I’m going out to do it all again

You’d think by now a guy would know
You play with fire, you're sure to burn
First he hit me in the mouth
Then he kicked me way down south
Then he kicked me in the head
Left me lying there for dead

Well, I made a big mistake!