Kitchen Sink Drama

Good morning america, you're my favorite t. v. show
Slow down now, I've a headache,
Sometimes it's hard to think,
The phone rings how are you? oh! I'm not up to much
You don't say, oh really! it'll end.... end in tears

here I go again,
All I have is what I might have been
Where's my long lost friends?
Somewhere over the rainbow

when the dark clouds come,
The angel valium will call
To take me far away,
To a place where I don't have to feel

I'm happy as I hoover, it's one o'clock, time for lunch
Marshmallows with coffee,
Can't forget my slimfast drink,
The garden's depressing, I think I need a hair-do
A gin and a tonic, ah! that should do the trick

here I go again,
All I have is what I might have been
Where's my long lost friends?
Somewhere over the rainbow

when the dark clouds come,
The angel valium will call
To take me far away,
To a place where I don't have to feel

it's Monday afternoon, the kids are off at school
Sunset boulevard, the channel four matinee
Sit down, relax with a nice cup of tea....
.... oh! the sweet smell of butane.... and humdrum.
.... gloria swanson.... from here to eternity....