Let’s Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time
[ISABELLE]
Hey, I'm calling you back
Oh, she's been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you're up, girl
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on you heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!
[KURT, (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors (Tight)
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (KURT)]
Let's have a kiki (Mother)
[ISABELLE]
I'm gonna let you have it
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}]
I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE]
We're gonna serve
[KURT]
And work
[RACHEL]
And turn
[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey
[The Orphans]
Kiki, oh yeah
[KURT]
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve
[ISABELLE]
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!
[KURT, (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors, (Tight)
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, {KURT}]
Let's have a kiki {Mother}
[ISABELLE]
I'm gonna let you have it
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}]
I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE]
We're gonna serve
[KURT]
And work
[RACHEL]
And turn
[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey
[RACHEL]
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish
And may all your wishes come true
[KURT]
Turkey lurkey
Goosey loosey
[RACHEL with the Orphans (& KURT)]
Some for uncle Joe, (some for cousin Lucy)
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
[ISABELLE, (KURT)]
This kiki is marvelous!
[KURT & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!
[KURT, (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors (Tight)
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (KURT)]
Let's have a kiki (Mother)
[The Orphans]
Aah
[ISABELLE]
I'm gonna let you have it
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}]
I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: Dive) {Turn}
Work
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki
[ISABELLE]
We're gonna serve
[KURT]
And work
[RACHEL]
And turn
[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (The Orphans)]
Let's have a kiki (Kiki)
Isabelle and Kurt, (The Orphans)
I wanna have a kiki! (Soso)
[KURT, (The Orphans), {Rachel}]
Lock the doors (Oui, oui) {Tight!} (Non non)
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (RACHEL), {KURT}, (The Orphans)]
Let's have a kiki (Hunty) {Dropper} (Kiki, soso)
[The Orphans]
Aah, Oui, oui
[ISABELLE with the Orphans, (Friends)]
I'm gonna let you have it (Non non)
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
[KURT & RACHEL with The Orphans, (The Orphans)]
I wanna have a kiki (Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (Non non)
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (The Orphans)]
Let's have a kiki (Kiki)
[ISABELLE, (The Orphans)]
We're gonna serve (Soso)
[KURT, (The Orphans)]
And work (Oui, oui)
[RACHEL]
And turn
[ISABELLE, (The Orphans)]
And hon-hon-honey (Non non)
[KURT & RACHEL with The Orphans]
Let's have a kiki!