F(wh)oreplay

"Zombies are cute" thought the little groupie
But she would be proven oh-so wrong
When she had her vagina ripped out
Instead of licked it got eaten up

Trying to have sex with the undead
Is the most stupid mistake
You could ever have made
Penetration it will be, but not by a cock
The zombie uses fists, your inside he rips out
Forget about the foreplay
A zombie knows his needs
He will not get you horny
He will make you bleed
The only in and out that surely will be
Is if you're too fat you will be thrown up

Not even granted the honour to be called
Zombie food
Because if your not of perfect weight
You'll still be eaten up but then thrown up

Zombie anorexia
He can't keep you inside
Down the toilet you go
By the fuzzy zombie
Afraid of his cholesterol

He wants to eat you up!
He wants to eat you up!
He wants to eat you up!
He wants to eat you up!
He wants to eat you up!
But he will weigh your flesh
He wants to eat you up!
He wants to eat you up!