Sweet Johnny

They call him sweet, sweet Johnny, ohh
Sweeter than the month of May
And if Johnny is in town
There ain't no way
The girls will go to school that day

See him and that girl dancing cheek to cheek
Oh, I wish it was me
'Cause they look so sweet
But they never call round no more
Since Hollywood opened the door

Sweet sweet Johnny
Heil Heil Heather
Sweet sweet Johnny
Heil Heil Heather
Sweet sweet Johnny
Heil Heil Heather
Sweet sweet Johnny
Heil Heil Heather

They call her: Heil, heil Heather, ohh
Salute her when she walks down the street
And if Heather happens to be on the beach
You know the boys won't be too far out of reach

Why don't I get my daddy's car
And knock those fuckers down
Cause they've gone too far
And they never call round no more
Since Hollywood opened the door

Sweet sweet Johnny
Heil heil Heather
Sweet sweet Johnny
Heil Heil Heather
Sweet sweet Johnny
Heil Heil Heather
Sweet sweet Johnny
Heil Heil Heather

I'm feeling so alone tonight
And there's no-one on that telephone
And there's no, "You come over", yeah that'll be right
And I said: "What a way to spend my Saturday night"
Then I went

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