Silence of the Squarepants

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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A sponge with a defect, a mental disease
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If nautical nonsense be something you wish
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Then flop on the deck with gefilte fish
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He'll eat your face
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He knows the Krabby Patty recipe
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The secret is just soylent green
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Sunbathing people dragged into abyss
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He'll chop up and fry them and feed them to fish
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He'll eat your face!
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We're not done yet!
No one alerted and nobody runs
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'Cuz no one would ever suspect the sponge
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Squidward and Patrick and Gary and Sandy
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Are not all hooked on fava beans and Chianti
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