I've Grown Everywhere

I was plantin' my 6 pack along the dusty garden yard
When along came a weed with a root as deep and wide
If you're goin' to grow tomatoes and such with me you can try
And so I walked into the garden and then gave the weed wacker some line
They asked me if I'd grown a variety with so much limbs and stems
And I said Listen I've planted every tomato in this here land

I've grown every tomato man
Planted each variety man
Plowed the fields bare man
I've weeded the garden box man
Of gophers we've had our share man
I've grown everywhere

I've planted
Beefsteak Better Bush Early Girl Cherokee
Genuwine Brandywine Pink Girl San Marzano
Mr. Stripey Heirloom Juliet Roma Pink ponderosa
Carbon Campari Chadwick Cherry Kumato
Pink Boar Rutgers Tigerella Chocolate Pear
Cherokee Celebrity and Creole I'm a tiller

I've planted
Enchantment Ferris wheel Arkansas Traveller Black Beauty
Brown Sugar Black Krim Black Cherry Canario
Garden Peach German Johnson Campari Granadero
Great White Black Cherry Moneymaker Monterosa
Monseratt to Monseratt Yellow Pear Mortgage Lifter
Super Sweet Tiny Tim Green Giant for Big Beefstake

I've planted
Berleley Tie Die Flamenco red Dester Granadero
Jersey Boy Jubilee Juliet Micro Tom
Adoration Black Beauty Oregon Spring Stupice
Tomatillo German green Millionaire Great White
Pink Ponderosa Rosella Jersey Boy Romanesco
Hillbilly Ferris wheel see what I mean-a

I've planted
Big Rainbow German Johnson Garden peach Granadero
Paul Robeson Black trifle Green Giant German Lunchbox
Amarillo Hanover Romanesco Rebekah Allen
Chocolate Pear Fourth of July Napa Rose Santorini
Brandywine Cherry Bambelo Ace Tomato Marvel Striped
New Girl Roma It's Organic Don't panic