You’ve Got Nothing
Mark Thornton, Todd Kauffman
[Verse: Corey Riffin, Mayor Mellow, Both]
You can't hold it in your hand
But when you got it, you'll understand
It's so much more than money can buy!
It floats your heart like a duck!
Worth more than a million bucks!
Gold is great and shiny too
But it can't bring joy to you
[Chorus: Corey Riffin & Mayor Mellow, Kin Kujira, Kon Kujira, & Laney Penn]
You've got nothing if you've got no things!
Like your hook, your itch, your pirate gitch!
Those special somethings that make your heart sing!
Like waves and whales, and mermaid tails!
So set them sails, you cooky ding-a-lings!
Wrap it up, boys
[Outro: Corey Riffin & Mayor Mellow]
Yeah, things!
Ah!