Hi, I’m Kelsey

Girl 1: Hi! Who is this?
Girl 2: Hello? Is this a message machine?
Girl 1: I gotta go fart! I’m farting
Girl 2: Who is this?
Girl 1: I farted
Girl 2: Who is this?
Girl 1: That’s Kelsey
Girl 2: No! Hi Katelyn. Hi Katelyn
Girl 1: I’m not Katelyn. I’m Kelsey
Girl 2: Katelyn?
Girl 1: Not to you I’m Kelsey
Girl 2: Hi Kelsey. You sound like Katelyn
Girl 1: I’m not. I’m Kelsey
Girl 2: Then talk in your regular voice
Girl 1: No!
Girl 2: I’m wondering where you are
Girl 1: Where am I?
Girl 2: In mom and dad’s room
Girl 1: Oh yes I am! It smells in here because I farted
Girl 2: Okay I’m leaving
Girl 1: Okay bye! Hello
Girl 2: (don’t know what she said)
Girl 1: I farted again. I (?) it
Girl 2: Hello?
Girl 1: Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. (dials phone)
Girl 2: Who you calling?
Girl 1: Pineapple(?)
Girl 2: Kelsey you still on the phone?
Girl 1: Yup
Girl 2: Stay on
Girl 1: Stay on?