Mail Order Bride

Geoff Armstrong, Justin Adam Vanwestbroek, Mark Adkins, Matthew Robert Willis

Girls in California complain they got it rough
They'll check up on your bank accounts if you don't drive a truck

If your pockets are not deep enough a tantrum will ensue
Did you rifle through my wallet? now I know what I must do

This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear
This, that, this, that why don't you disappear
This, that, this, that under boulders i will hide
It's time for a mail order bride

It would be ideal to lease the perfect tart
It's cheap to ship her cargo but I don't have the heart
If I save my invoice she can be returned
No formal education so I know I won't get burned

This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear
This, that, this, that why don't you disappear
This, that, this, that under boulders i will hide
It's time for a mail order bride

The skies begin to clear
Best be pouring me a beer
No longer I will hide
I got's me a mail order bride

This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear
This, that, this, that why don't you disappear
This, that, this, that under boulders i will hide
It's time for a mail order bride

Apprehended at the border
Yeah, she couldn't get across
I'm marooned on my own island
No more mail order bride.

Trivia about the song Mail Order Bride by Guttermouth

On which albums was the song “Mail Order Bride” released by Guttermouth?
Guttermouth released the song on the albums “New Car Smell” in 2016 and “The Whole Enchilada” in 2017.
Who composed the song “Mail Order Bride” by Guttermouth?
The song “Mail Order Bride” by Guttermouth was composed by Geoff Armstrong, Justin Adam Vanwestbroek, Mark Adkins, Matthew Robert Willis.

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