My Neighbor's Baby

I came home real late on Friday night
Thought I was gonna die
My head was pounding from the night before
We took some fry

Just before I laid down to go to sleep
I heard a noise
That little baby, it'd drive me crazy
So I got no choice

My neighbor's baby never sleeps a wink
My neighbor's baby gives me the creeps
That baby's gotta be stopped somehow
With a lethal injection of GOW

Now that we have rid ourselves of the child
With the lethal GOW
It's time to have a little fun and clean up
Clean up our town

We scratched a few 666s and swastikas
Right in its head
We wrote a note and put it in his hand
Now you'll see red

My neighbor's baby don't cry no more
Just lies there silently on the floor
My neighbor's baby's gonna help me out
Get the filth out of this town

Now when I come home late on Friday night
And think I'm gonna die
My head may pound and pound like it did before
But I did it right

When I lay down to fall asleep
And I hear a noise
I've got the baby stuffed in a Hefty
Ready to deploy

My neighbor's baby that pissed and screamed
My neighbor's baby worked like a dream
My neighbor's baby - it'll work for you!
Oh little baby, how I love you