Saturday Truck Fever

I got's me a truck
It's a big ol' fucking truck
With some big ol' fucking wheels
And a big ol' fucking muffler
Got a wench on my truck
Just in case if you get stuck
I'll be pulling out your ego
And taking home that 8 point buck you schmuck

You suck, that heap of shit that you claim as a truck
Good luck, if y'all ain't pumping diesel then your fucked
So fucked, in record time I'll skin that fucking buck
What luck, and then I'll mount the antlers on my truck

I love my truck
There's many like it
Buts it's my truck

Hot damn I love my truck
It's the baddest fucking
Not a chance I will get stuck
It's a mother fucking kick ass truck
Be a shinning up my truck
After trucking through the muck
With triple foam carnuba
I'll polish all the dear guts off my truck

You suck, that heap of shit that you claim as a truck
Good luck, if y'all ain't pumping diesel then your fucked
So fucked, in record time I'll skin that fucking buck
What luck, and then I'll mount the antlers on my truck

I love my truck
There's many like it
Buts it's my truck

A BFT an XLT you call it what you like but it's my truck

I love my truck
There's many like it
Buts it's my truck

An $80,000 mother fucking grocery hauler it's my truck

I love my truck
There's many like it
Buts it's my truck

So much fucking power I'll be filling up each hour in my truck.