She's Got That Look

She likes to read,
I like TV.
She's checking out my good friend Steve.
She likes a beer,
I like a shot
Her parents think I'm selling pot.

She likes the boys in the band.
She rollerblades down the strand.
When I pinch her butt in public,
she complains.
The best years of my life washed
down the...

I like to drive,
she wants to walk.
She caught me jacking in my sock.
I like to drink
she likes to dance.
I'm drunk again,
off come my pants!

She likes the boys in the band.
I dig the surf
she likes the sand.
When i come home late, she's got that look.
I'm not talkin' bout that jordache look.

For you I'd do it.
Just for you I'd do it.
I would wash my car,
get a job.
Odor eaters for my shoes.
For you I'd do it.
For you, for you.
For you, for you.

I guess our eyes will never meet.
Mark, please put down the toilet seat.
She likes to kiss,
I'd rather fuck.
And all her friends think i'm a schmuck, a schmuck, a schmuck.

She did the boys in the band.
I guess I'll be a single man.
I used to want to sleep in,
she'd complain.
The best years of my life washed down the drain.
I'll wash my car,
get a job.
Odor eaters for my shoes.
I'll recycle all my beer cans,
like i promised i would do.
I will cancel my subscriptions,
to Juggs and Beaver hunt.
Just for you I'll do it.

I'll wash my car,
get a job.
Odor eaters for my shoes.
Recycle all my beer cans,
like I promised I would do.
I will cancel my subscriptions,
to Juggs and Beaver hunt.
Just for you I'll do it.
For you, for you.
For you, for you.
For you, for you.
For you, for you.