City Girl

City girls have all the fun
They go out every night
They go barhopping and they drink a ton
They do whatever feels right
And I'm out here in the boondocks
Watching a cat chase a squirrel
Oh, when I die, if I come back
I want to be a city girl

City girls all look so good
But I bet it ain't that hard
With a Neiman Marcus in your neighborhood
And no limit on your credit card
And I'm on the floor rolling up change
So I can get my hair curled
Oh, if I had three wishes they'd be the same
I want to be a city girl

I want to wear high heeled shoes
And have something to do
But I'm living in the middle of nowhere
Singing these country blues

Ah

Well, city girls, they're all so smart
They've got it figured it out
Nah, they ain't sittin' home with a broken heart
I wish I was one right now
But I'm out here, Mama's in the den
Watching My Name Is Earl
Oh, if I could do it all over again
I'd want to be a city girl

I want to wear high heeled shoes
And have something to do
But I'm living in the middle of nowhere
Singing these country blues