I Have a Secret

Someone sent you roses, Karen
Oh, isn't that nice, Karen?
That's twice this week, isn't that, Karen?
Yeah you're a lucky girl, Karen

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Karen has a secret admirer
And I have a secret
Karen has a secret admirer
And I have a secret, too
And my secret is you

What kind of candy do you like?
And what's your dress size, Karen?
Why would I want to know? Oh!
Well, I guess I'm just curious, Karen

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And my secret is you