Xmas Rulez, Voldemort Droolz
Snow falls like dandruff from Professor Flitwick
And outside, it’s colder than Malfoy’s mother
But hugs from Hagrid keep me warm
Oh yeah, hugs from Hagrid keep us warm
And even though he’s back
We won’t let him ruin
Our favorite time of year
So all the kids at Hogwarts School sing …
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools (hey)
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, and all the kids at Hogwarts are singing …
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, and Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, and Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
Christmas rules, Voldemort drools
(Christmas!)