Vote Tio Rinto

[Intro]
(Is–
Is this thing on?
Alright, let's start)

[Verse 1]
He’s Rinto
He's got your back
He’s Rinto
He’s not a megalomaniac
When you’re going to the booth to vote this year
Make sure you drop a vote for your favourite bear
So vote for Tio Rinto
Vote for Tio Rinto
If you value your kidneys
Vote for Tio Rinto
Vote for Tio Rinto, yeah
Vote for Tio Rinto
Vote for Tio Rinto
(“That’s me!”)

He’s Rinto
He’s got a plan
He’s Rinto
The milk to your sultana bran
If you’re tired of the twelvies and Kmart Karens
Just know their days are numbered by this oil baron
So vote for Tio Rinto
Vote for Tio Rinto
(“That’s mе!”)

[Interlude: Informercial, Viewer]
Does this ever happеn to you?
Man, this music isn’t good
That’s because music isn’t good!
If a world without creative expression of any kind sounds like your cup of watery flavourless tea, then a Tio Rinto could be for you
No new music
No monkeys
And most importantly, no jazz!
Rock was an actual degradation of skill from music from jazz
Which was actually a degradation of skill from classical
Vote Tio Rinto Number 1 for President
Conditions apply
Each sold separately
Batteries not included
Ask your doctor if Tio Rinto is right for you
And ask your parents before going online

[Verse 2]
He’s Rinto
Your new best friend
He’s Rinto
He’s quite authoritarian
Ever wonder what the perfect human is?
Then marvel at his muscles and his privileges
So vote for Tio Rinto
Vote for Tio Rinto
If you value your kidneys
Vote for Tio Rinto
Vote for Tio Rinto, yeah
Vote for Tio Rinto
Vote for Tio Rinto
(“That’s me!”)

He’s Rinto
He’s kinda dodge
He’s Rinto
He’s gonna kick you in the crodge
So why not drop a vote for annihilation
Of artistic liberty and creative expression
So vote for Tio Rinto
Vote for Tio Rinto
(“That’s me!”)