Everyone I Know Has Fangs

Like a scene in science fiction
Where the creature will not die
I'll be using perfect diction
Even though I'm terrified
I see you smiling through me
Can you find a place to hide?
I think I might hear someone
Coming out of the corner of my eye

I've been meaning to look into your eyes
I've seen them a half a million times
How have I not seen them act this strange?
I've been meaning to look behind your smile
I've seen it a half a million times
So how'd I not noticed that you have fangs?

I just had the strangest vision
The apartment was on fire
You were standing in the kitchen
And you were covered in cherry pie
Well you know I see what's behind your back
So you can't tell me, it was just a snack
Aww, I think I'm gonna get sick

I've been meaning to look into your eyes
I've seen them a half a million times
How have I not seen them act this strange?
I've been meaning to look behind your smile
I've seen it a half a million times
So how'd I not noticed that you have fangs?

Now I got a party at my door
And I'm laying on the floor
Just trying to catch my breath
If you'd just give me a minute
No, I don't need no other friend
So I will not let you in
And if you don't go away
Then I'm jumping out the window