Is There Anything Wrong in That

There are certain things that keep me guessing
Though I try real hard to find them out
Well, I don't understand, so I'm confessing
That I don't know just what it's all about
See, I don't know the bad things from the good
Because my mother never told me all she should

A man showed me a lavaliere
He says "It's yours if you kiss me, dear,"
Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

I kissed him once, and he asked for more
Next week he's bringing the jewelry store;
Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

Now, I was in the parlor, with this fellow last night
And I know why he kissed me and he squeezed me so tight;
But I don't understand a bit
When he said, "Baby, you sure have It,"
What's this?
Oh, is there anything wrong in that?

A man loaned me his Cadilac
And I said that I would bring it back
Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

Well, it was so cold in that great big boat
So, I just went and took his raccoon coat
Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

I took my mother driving on that very same day
And she said, "Dear, you must return that car right away!"
But the funniest thing, you'll never guess
I forgot his name and his address!
Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

Oh, tell me, tell me, please, was there anything wrong in that, huh?

Now, I ask, was there anything wrong with that?

Such questions drive me crazy, every day, something new
My poor brain gets hazy, don't know what to do!
[Scatting]
Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?