Sip My Chardonay-Nay

[Hello: Penn]
Jello, it's supposed to be dessert
But it's Thanksgiving and our feelings are all hurt
'Cause we worked hard on yams and greens and pie
I spent all night on turkey and so it made me cry
When they made their plate and sat between us
With a giant green smile
'Cause they want jello for the other side
And no turkey, just a giant pile
And no green beans, no stuffing, and it's breaking our heart
'Cause they want jello for the other side

[Hotline Bling: Penn]
She says, "Get off your cellphone"
'Causе in-laws are in our home
Talking 'bout vacation
And you aren't paying attеntion
When you hear that oven ding
That could only mean one thing
We try to do the Drake thing
But then we get to start eating

[Watch Me: Penn, Kim]
Now watch me sip my Chardonnay-nay
Watch me sip, sip my Chardonnay-nay
'Cause I've been cooking since 4:30
Now watch me sip my Chardonnay-nay
Now watch me snore, now watch me Superman
Now watch me snore, watch me Superman
Now watch me slop, slop, slop, slop
Now watch me slop, slop, slop, slop
And do the turkey leg, do the turkey leg
Now do the turkey leg, do the turkey leg, uh!
Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, uh!
Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, uh!
Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me
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