Cold Outside

Shivering as I enter the dark days of winter
Batten the hatch till springtime reappears
I feel so trapped up my freedom’s been snapped up--at this time of year
When it’s cold outside ----the wind is blowin’
Cold outside----and it’s snowin’
How could old man winter be so bold-----
Oh ---it’s cold....outside

Where is the pain reliever to cure cabin fever
& Muffle the sound of snow plows in my ear
The agitation of light deprivation...at this time of year
When it’s cold outside ---I start to worry
Cold outside ---so I’ll retire early
This is winter ho ho ho ---

Bridge:
I do feel better grumbling ‘bout the weather
Like that geezer- old ebenezer
Why do I need a reason to censor the season when my bones are freezin’
And it’s cold outside ---where are my mittens
Cold outside - don’t wanna be frostbitten
Mark my words I told you so---oh it’s cold
Bridge break

Needin’ rejuvination --a change of location
From the inclement skies that haunt me here
Time I was fleein’ to the warm caribbean... At this time of year
When it’s cold outside-- aren’t things are improvin'
Cold outside-..........so long I best be movin’..............(on)
Life is short --it’s time to go--
Oh it’s cold...
Make time for cuddlin’--- it’s cold outside...
Amidst the shovelin’
I’ve got ice dams on my roof... I’m telling you the truth
It’s cold...............
Summertime....