Skit #1

Oh yeah, I'm here to set the record straight, babe
All these god damned, second line groups
Spending all that money on these expensive clothes
But when the band come around, you wanna short change em
And guess what?
Y'all out there bootlegging
Getting old funny CDs with second-line music
That ain't the real deal
You're spending all this money
Paying for police escorts
But when the band show up
They got a problem with their money
You're wrong!
These people out here for you, babe
Giving you what you're working for
So show you're appreciation
And let them know that you need them, babe