How I Met Your Mother

If there's one thing you need to know it's How I Met Your Mother
It's the whole premise of the show on How I Met Your Mother
The past is loaded with laughs on How I Met Your Mother
I can't remember the rest on How I Met Your Mother

I was barely scraping by
Living in the city
Feels just like deja vu

A mugger shot me in the street
Left me bleeding and abandoned
Then your mother gave birth to you

So now you finally know
How I met your mother