Fortnightly Payments

Oi Eric you on Centrelink?
Oi mate have you sorted out Jobseeker yet?
Put your hand up if you got on youth allowance
and all of its going straight back into the mix bowl

I need my welfare
I need my check
Need the extra cash in
I need it on deck

I need me welfare
I need that check
Need the extra cash
so I can spend it on a deck

How the hell
Am I supposed to get money
When the politicians
Ain't taking no pay cuts
They think its funny

Becoming a doll bludger
So I can buy me ganja
Becoming a doll bludger
So I can buy me ganja

Weird times we live in
Even Charlie Brown ain't chopping in
I know smoking grass is a bit of a sin
But in the Covid days you just cant win

Whenever the money come around
I just cant help but go to town
Whenever the money come around
I just cant help but go to town

I need me welfare
Give me that check
Need the extra cash in
so I can spend it on a deck

Becoming a doll bludger
So I can afford me ganja
Becoming a doll bludger
So I can buy me ganja

Whenever the money comes around
I can't help but go to town
Whenever the money comes around
I just can't help but go to town

So I'll ask one more time,

Oi Eric, you on Centrelink?
Oi mate you got your Jobseeker sorted yet?

Alright, one last show of hands
Put your hand up right now if your on Jobseeker
and 100 percent of that welfare benefit
Is going straight back into the mix bowl
Thank you very much