Evil

I went through the jungle
I met a king snake
He said, "Excuse me, Mister
I think I made a mistake"

I looked at the lion
He bowed his head
I looked at the tiger
And he fell dead

Oh, I'm evil
Evil, as anybody can be
You know I'm a hoochie coochie man
Don't nobody mess with me

I met an elephant
As big as a house
I made him reduce
So he looked like a mouse

I met a teddy bear
Hе was so big
I made him lose his hair
And now he needs a wig

Oh, I'm еvil
Evil, as anybody can be
I'm so darn gone evil
Don't nobody mess with me

I met a rattlesnake
He thought he was so smart
He was double-dealing
'Cause I held the ace card

He snug up and bit me
Stretched out and died
So when you see me coming
You better run and hide

Oh, I'm evil
Evil, as anybody can be
You know I'm a nature born lover
Don't nobody mess with me