Three Hairs on the Floor
Hypothetical Vomit
[Chorus]
One hair, three hair, everywhere
A hair
Tell me what you think of my barbershop
“Well I think it is remarkably clean
Because you have but three hairs on the floor”
[Bridge]
Please don’t clip me Samuel x5
[Verse]
Clip clip, snip snip, I’m telling you
Your hair generates some oil residue
So the floor is just a bit more oily
If you don’t like that, leave
I said if you don’t like that, bounce. Man
[Refrain]
I’ve chosen you to cut my hair
I made a good decision I think (x3)
[Verse]
Clip snip, snip clip, welcome back
We missed you dearly, we are sad
But not anymore, as you have arrived
You’re one fine guy
And if you don’t like that, pounce. Stan
[Chorus]