The Jardine Boys
Once we were inseparable
Incredible
But now we’re individual
It’s so unnatural
Well this is a tale from the other side
I wanna tell you about the night I died
The wind was howling and the rain pissed down
It was a really tough drafty town
Once we were inseparable
Incredible
But now we’re individual
It’s so unnatural
I found her smooching down at Rico’s place
I said, “Girl, what’re you doing with this waste of space?”
She dropped her glass and he dropped his jaw
As I looked for my gun he ran to the door
Once we were inseparable
Incredible
But now we’re individual
It’s so unnatural
He fled like a chicken, I started my car
It was jet-black out there so he couldn’t get far
I put my hands forward, didn’t take my time
It was the devil to control that night
There was a time we made a beautiful noise
[the singing follies of the Jardine boys
We were legends of the silver screen
Then the surgeon came along and ended the dream
[?]
Growing bitter as we lost our faith
My heart is colder like the rain that fell
Now we’re back together with a bang
We’re stuck in hell