Ping Pong

I am playing ping pong with my friend
They're really good, a worthy opponent
I have been training for this for weeks and months
I can not believe I am finally here!

Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping ping ping ping

You nearly missed, I can not believe it
I am struggling to hold up this long rally
But when I complete this long game, I'll be the king
Of the ping pong table at the ping pong club!

Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping ping ping ping

You just dropped your paddle, I will win
There is nothing you can do but sit there and sulk
Wait, what are you doing? No, that isn't fair!
You can not hit the ball with your forehead!

Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping pong ping pong
Ping ping ping ping