Is That Wrong

I took a magic marker and I drew on my own face
What!
I didn't tell my momma that I broke her favorite vase
Is that wrong?
Whoa, that's wrong
Is that wrong?
Oh yea, that's wrong

If I laugh at a kid cause he tripped on his own feet
Dad made cookies took the biggest one for me
Is that wrong?
Yes, that's wrong
He fellas is that wrong?
Oh, that's so wrong

I took some safety scissors, and I cut my sister's hair
Jumping from the table to the sofa to the chair
My favorite three words are it's not fair
Is that wrong?
That's wrong

Let's go
Okay, now full disclosure after I completely ate it
I teased my sister cause I knew that she would really hate it
Is that wrong?
Whoa, that's wrong
Is that wrong?
Oh, yes, that's wrong

She cried, and then I laughed, and I sort of celebrated
Mom sent me to my room, but I stayed to debate it
is that wrong?
You stayed there debating your mom?
Come on, is that wrong?
That's very wrong

If I give my dog my dinner so my parents couldn't see
That it wasn't me who didn't eat my beef and broccoli
Dog is getting queasy from that beef and broccoli
I hear his tummy rumbling from the beef and broccoli
Oh no, here it's coming it's that beef and broccoli
And everyone is running from that beef and broccoli
The whole house is covered in that beef and broccoli
Is that wrong?

Man, that's wrong
Ooo, that's wrong
Is that wrong?
That's wrong
W-R-O-N-G