Clown Bounce
Hahaha
Once upon a time a boy thought that he was bigger
Than a tiny car packed with many clowns, go figure (figure)
In case you can't fathom it, well, let me paint a picture
Of a happy little accident, directly in the center (wah) (oops)
Scorin' triple doubles (doubles)
Drag that shit through puddles (puddles)
It's a lot of fun passin' a nugget around with no fumbles (nope)
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bouncy bounce (oh)
Bounce bouncy in a garbage bucket (woah)
Try and get your melon back
But it's MC Hammer, you can't touch this
As I slide my clowny size sixteen up in your ass (ass)
I bounce my fist off your face on repeated blast (blast)
You went ahead and wrote a check that your ass can't cash (uh uh)
So that head connected to your neck shit's all in the past
Been passin' and bouncin' that thing all around
Smacked it a little too hard on the ground
The only noise now is a splash sound
Now this motherfucker was properly clowned (ahh)
Now the bouncin' done, we done flattened the ball
We all packed up back in our car, seventeen in all
Hit the clown bounce, bounce, bounce (stomp) (let's freak it)
It's the clown bounce, bounce, bounce (stomp) (heads leakin')
Jump up spin drop (stomp) (bones snappin')
Jump up spin drop (stomp) (skulls crackin')
Bounce bounce bounce, crush crush crash (bounce, crash)
Smear smudge smash, stomp bitch ass (smash, ass)
Jump drip drop, wet meat blot (drop, blot)
Thump slip flop, head leaks slop (flop)
I'ma sink slide squish then a flip fly smush
I'm a side sick wicked clown dickin' down bush
See me leapin' off a ladder, landin' on your bladder (ladder, bladder)
All your innards scatter, still I stomp 'em flatter (scatter)
Splatter splatter splatter splatter, the fatter splatter better (better)
The better splatter wetter (wetter)
Your skull is finna shatter, beggin' doesn't matter (shatter, matter)
Save the fuckin' chatter, yadda yadda yadda (chatter)
We love our clown bounce, but the richies hate it (bounce, yup)
'Cause every time we bouncin' (what?), richies liquidated
Size twenty-two clown shoe, no one ever found you
Fertilizer for the mud is all that you amount to
Hit the clown bounce, bounce, bounce (stomp) (let's freak it)
It's the clown bounce, bounce, bounce (stomp) (heads leakin')
Jump up spin drop (stomp) (bones snappin')
Jump up spin drop (stomp) (skulls crackin')
Crunch crunch splash trip slip slippy slide (slide)
Who wanna clown bounce? Let's get live
We clown bounce hardcore, kid, not subtle (subtle)
Someone's finna become a big slop puddle
Stomp on your head and bust it, what a melon, ho
That's why they got me labeled as a felon, yo
And all these bitch-ass snitches out here tellin', so
Fuck old-ass Judge Wagner and Doug Llewelyn, bitch
Me and six wicked clowns, we just wanna dance (brr)
Been searchin' for a partner, come on, give a clown a chance (brr)
When that bitch try to beg, life like they said, a joke (brr)
Then bust that cranium open, brains leak out like a yolk
Clown bouncin' master, I stomp when I'm landin', ho
Spread your head out like I'm a loony pizza chef
I fiend for madness, you don't understand me, nope
Left for the maggots to crawl out and eat what's left
Hit the clown bounce, bounce, bounce (stomp) (let's freak it)
It's the clown bounce, bounce, bounce (stomp) (heads leakin')
Jump up spin drop (stomp) (bones snappin')
Jump up spin drop (stomp) (skulls crackin')
Hit the clown-clown-clown-clown-clown
(Stomp)
It's the clown-clown-clown-clown-clown
(Stomp)