If I Ate your Brains

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
The dead is walkin', now gimme some brains
Hungry, yummy, gobble, gummy, gimme your brains
The dead is here, now gimme some brains
Hungry, yummy, gobble, gummy, gimme your brains
The dead is walkin', now gimme some brains
Hungry, yummy, gobble, gummy, gimme your brains
I want some brains, gimme those brains
Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Sleepin' in my bed, I can't explain the horror
Somebody fuckin' dead started kickin' in my door
I looked to my window, and there was someone else
Breakin' through the glass and knockin' shit off my shelf
I started screamin' like a pussy, nothin' I could do
I know that you would too if fuckin' zombies came for you
They trapped me in the corner and they instantly attacked
One bit into my arm while the others bit my back
I was dead for the moment, at least that's what I thought
And then I started wakin' up, hurtin' and distraught
I looked in the mirror, it was evidently clear
Somebody ate my fuckin' brains out, I'm lucky to be here
And now I'm fuckin' hungry like I never was before
And fresh human brains is the only fuckin' course
I was starvin', a thousand different pains
Only one agenda: to find some fuckin' brains

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
If I ate your brains, would I have your attitude?
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, ooh, yummy, yeah
'Til I eat your brains, I'ma stay mad at you
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, *gulp* delicious
If I ate your brains, would I have your attitude?
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, ooh, yummy, yeah
'Til I eat your brains, I'ma stay mad at you
Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!

[Verse 2: Violent J]
I see the others like me, crowding up the streets
We can smells the brains in the air, looking for some meats
I wanted to be smart about it, not another goon
There's only so much brains and not enough room
I jumped in my car and fuckin' followed the aroma
Pulled up to the driveway, a zombie's comin' over
I fronted to the family like I was the pizza man
Got inside and ate as many brains as I can
Daddy's brains tasted like a chicken tortellini
Mama's brains tasted like a spicier linguini
The kid's was pretty good, only the helping was small
But I was still hungry like I'd ate nothing at all
The other dumb zombies started breakin' through the doors
Only to be schooled 'cause there wasn't any more
And now the family was awake, joining on the hunt
Lookin' for some bloody brains, give us what we want!

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
If I ate your brains, would I have your attitude?
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, ooh, yummy, yeah
'Til I eat your brains, I'ma stay mad at you
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, *gulp* delicious
If I ate your brains, would I have your attitude?
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, ooh, yummy, yeah
'Til I eat your brains, I'ma stay mad at you
Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!

[Verse 3: Violent J]
Fuck wanderin' the streets in the same old hood
Me and some homies hit the highways where the eatin' is good
Headed out into the safety zone and brought a fork
Fresh brains a plenty where they never run short
Me and my boys are like "Uhhhh" 'cause we geeked
I'm the only fat zombie 'cause I know how to eat
I like hot sauce and blue cheese with my brain nuggets
Highly-crowded neighborhood, we parked the fuckin' bucket
And we split up, screams off in every direction
I'm on a bald guy, bitin' through the forehead section
I feel bullets in my back, but I refuse to react
I ignore motherfuckers when I'm havin' a snack
I got blood drippin' down my chin and all on my neck
That means the shit was juicy, plump, and came correct
But I'm still hungry, what can I do?
And I'ma keep comin' at you 'til you one of us too

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
*eating brains* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, ooh, yummy, yeah
'Til I eat your brains, I'ma stay mad at you
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, *gulp* delicious
If I ate your brains, would I have your attitude?
Yummy, yummy, ooh, yummy, ooh, yummy, yeah
'Til I eat your brains, I'ma stay mad at you
Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!

[Outro: Violent J]
Brains! (Hungry, yummy, gobble, gummy, gimme your brains)
Are so tasty! (Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!)
Brains! (Hungry, yummy, gobble, gummy, gimme your brains)
Are so tasty! (Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!)
Brains! (Hungry, yummy, gobble, gummy, gimme your brains)
Are so tasty! (Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!)
Hungry, yummy, gobble, gummy, gimme your brains
Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!