Mind of Howard Stern

"People often wonder how two
Serial killers from Detroit
They call themselves the Insane Clown Posse
Became so rich and famous"
"Now you see here Howard Stern used
To work radio in Detroit
Before he became a New York City big shot
Howard and the clowns go way back"

I'm Violent J and I'm certified gold
Straight millionaire 25 years old
Dropped out of school to watch Price is Right
And I strangle people at night, hahahahah
Look, everybody knows I'm a killer
Twisted murderer sick drug dealer or whatever
I never tried to hide the fact it's true
But Howard Stern's a killer too (What?)
Listen, I'm chilling at the Neck Chop Bar
Right where us killers hang out at night
And in walks a man I've never seen before
He took the table by the door
And signaled for the bartender
With a cold look on his face
I walked up and said "Hey
You're in the wrong place!"
"Only murderers and killers are
Allowed here coward!"
He grabbed my neck and
Said "The name's Howard"
"Damn, it's Howard Stern the radio star
But this is a murderers only bar, sorry
And don't tell me you're
A serial killer too"
He said "Just between me and you
I'm an axe murderer on my off days, hell
I only do the radio thing
Cause it pays well"
"Wow, damn, I never would have guessed
What do you say we go
Choke some necks? Come on"

"So what most folk don't realize is 10
15 years ago in Detroit
This Howard character was an axe murderer
Plain and simple
Mr movie book big shot big time was a bad boy
The clowns were the only ones
That ever knew this"

Together, we killed about fifty
Until he got a radio job in New York City
Good luck, a hand shake on the curb
Oh, about the killer thing, moms the word
Years later
I'm trying to make it in hip-hop
But every damn record that I make is a flop
And here's Howard's face everywhere I turn
Movies, books, Stern, Stern, Stern!
Damn! He don't even know his friends anymore
We used to kill people together, oh
And that's when I called him (Ring)
"Suppose I go to the press
With this killer thing?"
"No you wouldn't
Besides you can't prove me"
"Videos, pictures, come on, Home movies?
Howard, I could take you down
And you know this"
"What do you want from me?" "Famousness
Put us on your big radio show
And play my LP and tell them you love me"
We made a deal next day and he did it
Next thing you know we went gold in a minute
(Ha ha) and everybody loves ICP
Except the seventeen million trying
To kill me
It's all good but the world may never learn
What really goes on in the
Mind of Howard Stern