pretty nice for an asshole

Jacob Greder

Honestly
I'm pretty damn nice for an asshole
I talk a lot of shit, but
I'll keep it PC around your grandma

But as soon as we leave
Going to talk about that dump truck
She's hiding in the muumuu
And I don't give a fuck
If it doesn't amuse you
'Cause I'm cracking up
And your grandma loves me
I'll be back in a week
She's making cookies

'Cause that's the MO
Always keep 'em guessing
Just as soon as they think they know
Keep it weird mode
Never going to figure me out
Hope you enjoy the show

I like cats
(Like cats)
And I dress in all black
(Dress in all black)
I'll give your mom a hug
(Give her a hug)
Then I'll call your dad a snack
(He is a snack, though)
You can tell me all your problems
I'll give you advice
(Lay it on me)
Right before I call you dumb
You could say

I'm pretty nice for an asshole
Any of my friends would agree
Even though they hate me they love me
I have a way of making
Friends and enemies look the same
It's all the same
We all play games
Nice for an asshole
Any of my friends would agree
Even though they hate me they love me
I think we're all fucked up
And it's funny to me
We're all the same
We're all fucked up

I don't like to go with the flow
I'll go my own way through this Hell hole

I like the look on a contrarian's face
When you tell 'em that you agree
With everything they say
I like to ruffle up the feathers
Just to see what you'll do
When you get mad at me
I'll say, "Oh yeah, I would be, too"

'Cause that's the MO
Always keep 'em guessing
Just as soon as they think they know
Keep it weird mode
Never going to figure me out
It's safe to say

I'm pretty nice for an asshole
Any of my friends would agree
Even though they hate me they love me
I have a way of making
Friends and enemies look the same
It's all the same
We all play games
Nice for an asshole
Any of my friends would agree
Even though they hate me they love me
I think we're all fucked up
And it's funny to me
We're all the same
We're all fucked up

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