Big Dick Syndrome

[Chorus]
(Who am I?)
Big boss with a big stick
(What’s the name?)
J-Coasta the man ain’t to fuck with
Cough, sneeze ‘cause I’m homesick
Big Dick Syndrome’s the check pick

[Verse 1]
Okay, where’s the ruler?
Time to measure
But can’t, this is getting bigger
Got my chains on my neck
Supporting my dickhead
Kept it in a cooler
Preserved its thickness
Million dollars is the price
No Viagra need to make it twice
Fuck Levitra, it'll not make it thrice
I work hard on life and play it nice
Big dick is what I aim for
BBC is not the game hoe
Fuck your life ‘cause we know
I got something big in this brief, oh

[Chorus]
(Who am I?)
Big boss with a big stick
(What’s the name?)
J-Coasta the man ain’t to fuck with
Cough, sneeze ‘cause I’m homesick
Big Dick Syndrome’s the check pick

[Verse 2]
Bitch I might not be muscular or popular
I got this big dick syndrome, so fuck all of ya
I thank god for having this sickness
Which causes me to be reckless
You see this is my business
I don’t mind ‘cause it’s getting me into showbiz
Fuck trains and car limos
I've got something longer to hit hoes

[Chorus]
(Who am I?)
Big boss with a big stick
(What’s the name?)
J-Coasta the man ain’t to fuck with
Cough, sneeze ‘cause I’m homesick
Big Dick Syndrome’s the check pick

[Verse 3]
Big dick is a big risk
No Viagra written on my shopping list
Just this super sickness
From banging too hard, too tight clits
This shit is real
This is no bullshit
I got big balls of steel
So I recommend you check it
And I know you love it
Had a hard time carrying this
No pants ‘cause all can’t fit
“So big can’t resist too,”
That’s what bitches say
Now ladies, tell me when you want to play

[Chorus]
(Who am I?)
Big boss with a big stick
(What’s the name?)
J-Coasta the man ain’t to fuck with
Cough, sneeze ‘cause I’m homesick
Big Dick Syndrome’s the check pick