Don’t Buy a PS5

[Chorus: The Royalty Free Christmas Choir]
Don't buy a PS5
There's only like 3 games
Wait for the developers to figure out that controller
And don't buy a PS5

[Verse 1: Jack #1]
The only games I can even name
Are a remaster of an eleven-year-old game
There's a title that's just glorified DLC
And a game that looks like it launched with the PS3

[Chorus: The Royalty Free Christmas Choir]
Don't buy a PS5
Wait for the Pro or Slim
The library's so tiny
Who cares if it's new and shiny
Just don't buy a PS5