Automated Answering Service

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Thank you for calling the Helltime automated answering service
Para continuar en español, presiona el numero cinco
If you're gay, please press one
If you're straight, please hang up the phone. *beep*
Please wait while we transfer your call
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For quality control, your call may be recorded, or monitored
Your call is very important to us, and will be answered in the order received
You are currently third in line, estimated wait time is less than thirty seconds