Fake carreras
Six a.m., the sun is coming up
And I'm sitting on a bench in Westerpark with my fake carreras on
Well I'm feeling halfway spun, I'm singing with the bums
But there's a smile on my face man I got love for everyone
Cause when life gives me lemons
I make gin and tonics
And when things get fucked up
That's when I'm happiest
And I know what you're thinking
That it looks like I've been up for weeks
And I'm sweating and I'm shaking but I'm smiling cause I know it's gonna be okay
So I'll keep my slip flops on
You can keep your fucking job
And if you put me in a cubicle
I'll use it to hang my hammock up
And if ya kiss this frog
You ain't gonna get no prince
You'll probably just get something
You need a prescription to fix
So when life gives you lemons
Just make gin and tonics
And when things get fucked up
That's when we're happiest