An Elegant Solution To A Universal Problem

Everything is fucked
It's a flaming catastrophe
Not a single thing is how it's supposed to be
I'm dead behind the eyes, dead behind the eyes
But somehow also crippled with anxiety

So tell me professor
How can I keep these feelings at bay?
I'm feeling the pressure
There must be some way I can make change

Why not move planets?
That’s quite a trip
Maybe I'll try it

Everything is cool
It's a shining utopia
Martian harvest so beautiful and copious
I live a perfect life, live a perfect life
So why do I still feel so fucking anxious?
(Aah!)

Oh maybe I'm hungry
Maybe I need all the aliens' grain
Feels good to be angry
I just need to vent a bit more pain

Maybe I'll just become
Planetary overlord
I quite like the sound of
Total dominion
I may have gone overboard
But fuck it
It's all mine now
I'm Lord Emu

[Outro]
Clap along if you feel like happiness is for you
Clap along if you feel Lord Emu is the truth
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like you’ll die if you don't, a-shoo-ba-dee-doo

Clap along if you feel like happiness is for you
Clap along if you feel Lord Emu is the truth
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like you'll die if you don't, a-shoo-ba-dee-doo

[Fade out]
"If people would just know that we're not forced into this in any way..."