Seek and Destroy

There's nothin like bein in love an' starin' at a big ol' moon
Hell, when I was in high school, a drive by shooting meant
Somebody had their rear end hangin' outta car window
Got a few mooners in the crowd
Where ya good?
I was All-State my senior year
Wasn't moonin a great sport, nobody ever got hurt
You didn't have to be in shape to play
Hell, the fatter you where the more ya brought to the window

Big ol moon, I see you shinin'
Till I surprised you smilin' bright in the afternoon
Now I know where you've been hidin'
There's nothin like bein in love
And starin' at a big ol moon

We used to play this game called Seek and Destroy
What we do, we get in my dad's Chrysler with the Electric windows
My two best friends: Bomber one, and Bomber two would be in the backseat
With their pants to their ankles

Bomber One to Mother Hen, come in Mother Hen
Go ahead Bomber One
Ahh, yeah, permission to fire on a seventy-seven ford galaxy in the left hand lane
Permission granted Bomber One, lowering left rear bomb hatch now

AHH! Perfect hit
Their in the ditch
Granny is outta the car, and clutching her chest
Return to home base