Let’s Go Stare At Bloody Dead People

[Verse 1]
Another day, another lunch
Away I trot to deli land downtown
Bits of sproutsy bagel
Rain down on my table as I surf my mail

I scan between quiche migraine blitzes
With my raving eye
For next Friday's yogurt princess
Hear a crash outside

[Chorus]
Let's go stare at bloody dead people
Let's go stare at bloody dead people
Dead people, ah yum yum yum

[Verse 2]
Broken body in the streets
Bicycle wheel is spinning in the air
No one stops to help
Too busy elbowing each other for a stare

The Instagram says "Here I am
Another scoop for me"
Quickly engulfed by the crowd
All trying to grab selfies

[Chorus]
Let's go stare at bloody dead people
Let's go stare at bloody dead people
Dead people, ah yum yum yum
Ah yum yum yum

[Bridge]
Don't you love those traffic jams
Both ways backed up for miles?
Turns out all they ever are
Is sheep all slowing down
Sirens flash across the way
Could it be?
Is it? Oh, I can't look...
I will!
Dang

[Verse 3]
Law and Order, Bones, N/CSI
Flash mangled flesh for all to see
Wildest police chases
End in fatal crashes for the family

So get the chips and get the dip
And Diet Coke for me
Kill count on the Xbox
Surpassing a million three

Hit the pause, Reservoir Dogs
Lie spattered on the screen
Let the kids sneak one more peek
Then get the Vaseline

[Chorus]
Let's go stare at bloody dead people
Let's go stare at bloody dead people
Let's go stare at bloody dead people
Let's go stare at bloody dead people
Dead people
Dead people
Dead people
Ah yum yum yum
Ah yum yum yum
Ah yum yum yum
Yum!