No Superheroes In Cleveland
jeremy messersmith
No superheroes in Cleveland
No, they all moved to New York
They live in brownstone apartments
Secret fortresses in Central Park
No supervillains in Cleveland
Guess there's not much to destroy
And if they want apocolypse
They go up to Detroit
New York City's got a lot to give
Poorly-written sidekicks make it big
No superheroes in Cleveland
Now they all live in LA
Makin' those motion pictures
Where they always save the day
No heroes left in Cleveland
Sayin', "up, up and away"